NUBSAUCERS LISTEN UP!
Why, hello and welcome. You should view this page's actual file to read teh code!
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Today's date and time is: Monday 21st of August 2017 11:58:39 PM and its only moments until Skynet awakens!
If we add up all the bits of right-now's time: 11 + 58 + 39
We get: 108
But like, what if, what if we wanna do one thing if its Tuesday, and something else on Thursday?
TELL ME HOW WE DO IT SIR!?!?!? I DO NOT KNOW!!!!!
The most important thing in programming, is the IF. What IF, maggots. WHAT THE FING IF!
If its the weekend, paint this part of the page PURPLE - if NOT, its shitty so SHIT TEXT (brown)
If the added up number in Lesson Four is even, MAKE THAT SHIT HUGE!
If the added up # is odd, then I dunno, lets do something else! Ooo, like little tiny text!
So, riddle me this fools!
Can you make the div below here, say, blue, if its morning or evening (am/pm)?
DIV OF AWESOME CODING POWER