NUBSAUCERS LISTEN UP!

Lesson One:


Why, hello and welcome. You should view this page's actual file to read teh code!

Lesson Two:


  • PHP Code mode is marked with special tags
  • Yes Drill Sergeant!
  • If you View Source on this page, you'll see only regular HTML, none of the code that makes it appear
  • Lesson Three:


    Today's date and time is: Tuesday 27th of June 2017 12:04:04 AM and its only moments until Skynet awakens!

    Lesson Four:


    If we add up all the bits of right-now's time: 12 + 04 + 04
    We get: 20

    Lesson Five:


    But like, what if, what if we wanna do one thing if its Tuesday, and something else on Thursday?
    TELL ME HOW WE DO IT SIR!?!?!? I DO NOT KNOW!!!!!
    The most important thing in programming, is the IF. What IF, maggots. WHAT THE FING IF!
    So like:
  • If its the weekend, paint this part of the page PURPLE - if NOT, its shitty so SHIT TEXT (brown)
  • If the added up number in Lesson Four is even, MAKE THAT SHIT HUGE!
  • If the added up # is odd, then I dunno, lets do something else! Ooo, like little tiny text!

  • Lesson Six:


    So, riddle me this fools!
    Can you make the div below here, say, blue, if its morning or evening (am/pm)?
    DIV OF AWESOME CODING POWER